Prince Charles Makes Mockery Of Liberty Bell

Prince Charles, in Philadelphia this weekend ostensibly to celebrate the 150th anniversary of the Academy of Music, left mouths agape when he suddenly darted behind the stately Liberty Bell in a sick and sordid game of Hide and Seek with shocked reporters.

Meanwhile on the other side of The Bell, his adulteress-cum-second wife Camilla, lewdly ran her finger up and down the famed "crack" while whispering something that onlookers said must have been quite lascivious,
causing Charles to erupt in a most un-king-like snort and guffaw. The Royal Couple were quickly ushered off to their next event, leaving bystanders perplexed and puzzled.

Indeed, Housekeeping Staff at Philadelphia's plush Four Seasons Hotel, where Charles and Camilla took occupancy for the evening, were not amused. A maid who was interviewed on the condition of anonymity said that the master suite bath was "littered with toenail clippings" and several plastic containers of Lipton Onion Dip were found on the bedside nighttable, "with half-eaten potato chips still stuck in."